TED prop replica

Life-size replica of TED from Seth MacFarlane’s TED movie.

Comes in two versions:

1. Adults Only Version

Sized at 24″, the Adults Only life-size replica of TED says the following phrases:

  1. “Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m-I’m a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?… Aha! I’m just kidding you! I thought it’d be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded.”
  2. “You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?” “Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my f@!#in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.”
  3. “Well you never should’ve trusted me, I’m on drugs!”
  4. “Alright c’mon, let’s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too